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Wo-man, Wo-man, Woooooooo-man. That girl, Has stolen my heart. The one, In the ruby red dress. We met, At a convention. We parted, At a convention. Now she's two thousand miles away, And there's so much I want to say, So we chat on the internet all day. |
| (The style of this poem was inspired by Mike Meyers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") |